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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: kyletjuhh on March 28, 2012, 12:28 pm
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Hello,
Im looking for a few exotic animals in Europe. Im looking for monkeys, reptiles and birds. If this isnt allowed, pm me or close my topic. Dont contact me if you cant deliver to europe.
thanks in advance
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I was thinking the local Zoo might be a good place to start 8)
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How many money are you for one monkey giving?
The one with white face who looks like old man???
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hello,
i dont think that i can buy a monkey at the zoo.. pm me or post ur prices on the thread please.
thanks
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I can monkey having any times - you say me how many money you give and we can have deals.
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hello,
where do you ship from, and what kind of monkeys can you supply?
thnx
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I am here now in Spain and we are having some few styles monkey nearby my home
One is call Cappucino monkey I think in english, other is call macacue i am thinking.
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which is the best to have in a normal home? i need this shipped to the netherlands or germany, can you do this? you supply me with baby monkeys? and howmuch for them with delivery? tell me ur prices and ill tell if its ok!
thanks
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The one Capucino monkey is best used for in homes - he is small and does a good friend.
Other one is a big angry monkey - good for guarding some businesses or such thing.
We can finding baby monkeys - I do not know how much is good price for you here people are E300 giving each monkey.
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i can give you 750€ for delivering me a baby monkey to the netherlands ( southern part) or geramany(close to southern part of netherlands).
thanks
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even more if you can supply me with a baby capuchin monkey. im willing to pay 800-900 € for a baby one delivered to NL or Germany.
reply on thread or send me a pm.
thanks
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I'm not going to lie...this is the strangest request I've seen on here yet. No offense of course, I actually wish I could buy a monkey. :'(
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I'm with Gary on this one. Bizarro
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if this isn't a troll, then this is terrible. those poor monkeys...why must you cage them??? they are wild animals, not domesticated pets.
just live and let live, plz
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This right here is exactly why I love this place. You just never know what the fuck you are going to find requested. This ranks up there with the "human eggs" thread that was floating around here not too long ago.
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This right here is exactly why I love this place. You just never know what the fuck you are going to find requested. This ranks up there with the "human eggs" thread that was floating around here not too long ago.
Were you around for the request for "nuclear waste disposal"? Somebody said they had some buried under their backyard, I think. Their father was a nuclear scientist and died.
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Could anyone possibly get there hand on a Genet shipping to the USA?
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How do you ship a monkey or a cat?
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Could anyone possibly get there hand on a Ganet shipping to the USA?
Gannet? Like the sea bird?
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I am also wondering if anyone here would be able to get a penguin? I understand all the care and such that is needed and I really want one name a price and I'll let you know if it's possible.
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This is the most awesome thread EVER!!!
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Totally saw this coming.
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This right here is exactly why I love this place. You just never know what the fuck you are going to find requested. This ranks up there with the "human eggs" thread that was floating around here not too long ago.
Were you around for the request for "nuclear waste disposal"? Somebody said they had some buried under their backyard, I think. Their father was a nuclear scientist and died.
LMAO. I must have missed that one- I'd have loved to see the responses in there.
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This is for real you guys - why all making laugh about monkeys?
Mine problem only is shipping monkeys to people for it is hard seeing how to position baby monkey in packet and send without death happening. From anybody help is welcome this one.
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Could anyone possibly get there hand on a Ganet shipping to the USA?
Gannet? Like the sea bird?
Genet it's a cat like animal. Sorry for the misspelling.
I'm very serious though.
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Do you think they would survive a shipment to the U.S.?
I really want one also!! This has been my dream, and I am being so serious.
Who hasn't wanted a monkey?!
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Hello,
Thanks for all replies, but im seriously looking for a pet monkey. Im not going to cage it up, i will raise it like a child. Please dont spam my thread, because im really looking for a moneky. Keyser, please pm me back, if you could deliver this myself, id pay you even more. I dont like the idea of shipping a live monkey in a package, I prefer delivery with like a van or car.
Thanks all!
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BTW ALL: DONT SPAM MY THREAD WITH YOUR REQUESTS, MAKE AN OWN THREAD PLEASE!
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But...but..I really want a monkey? :'( I'd prefer it to be flown to my house by owl if possible.
A Fennec Fox too!
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Why troll on my thread? you guys are selling heroine cocaine ketamine lucy molly all kind of fucked up things, but when I ask for a monkey you all rage? I mean I wont abuse it I just always wanted a pet monkey. Stop trolling on my thread, and make your own.
Thanks for all replies btw!
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Why troll on my thread? you guys are selling heroine cocaine ketamine lucy molly all kind of fucked up things, but when I ask for a monkey you all rage? I mean I wont abuse it I just always wanted a pet monkey. Stop trolling on my thread, and make your own.
Thanks for all replies btw!
Sorry, I'm just being silly. Probably induced by drugs...Anyways, just because I'm being a silly goose does not mean I'm not serious. :( I'd love to raise a small chimp or monkey, similar to Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. Another influence to this decision is Grandma's Boy. There are so many great movies with primate co-stars, and they all have such great and memorable times together. I feel as though I've been missing out in life. All I have is a possibly gay and slightly retarded cat. I considered getting some fish or something stupid like that, but then I found this and cannot pass up a possibility to 'adopt' a primate. Instead of shipping the noble creature, a better option would be to hire a nearby local to fly the chimp over in a small aircraft. This would only cost a few hundred dollars at most if you know the right people. But oh boy would it be worth it! :D They could carry him over in a basket wrapped up in a soft blankey, like a little orphan human baby left on the doorstep of a kindhearted stranger's house. Please don't put me in the same group as those apathetic trolls that seem abundant on this forum, I may act like an idiot but I'm just strongly opinionated and honest. Don't take offense to anything rude or tasteless I post. Thanks! ;)
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I just hope this guy gets his monkey.
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Think you can ship a Capuchin Monkey to Canada?
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http://www.sandsexoticanimals.com/order/shipping-rates.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_2096089_ship-live-animal.html
:D
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Keyser_Söze, Can you please post some photos of your silk road monkeys?
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Hey I can supply you some sea monkeys, could ship them over for the right price...
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Hello
Please tell me all prices + which animals. And I dont want a monkey shipped with mail, I prefer driven with a car or van.
thanks
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Be aware that the buyer is requesting to only pay when you hand deliver the monkey to him... The hand delivery part isnt so much an issue as is the fact he doesnt want to put any money down to get it to him.
I have access to the monkeys and many other exotic animals. Shipping is preferred but for the right price we do physical deliveries. However asking to basically pay on receipt for something like this is asking a whole lot.
sorry for bad english
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Hello,
The problem is that there are many scammers active on SR. I simply want an animal delivered to my door, with a car or van. I dont like the idea of shipping a monkey with mail. I dont want to get any unwanted attention with these animals because its illegal to have them here. I hope you understand this, and this is why I want to pay on delivery.
Thanks
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sorry if my post came across as agressive, i did not mean that way. simply stating that anyone who has acess to the animal should expect to be hand delivering it for you. its not likely you will find anyone willing to do it. i can openly state in this thread that i do have the ability to gather many rare and exotic animals as i live in south america where there is a huge trade for this kind of thing.
you have my name if you wish to continue business!
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Hello,
Tell me ur prices and ur offers. Or pm me.
thanks
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why would you want a monkey? those animals need to be in the nature. and not kept like pet animals . what would you do if he trash your place? or get mad for any reasons.
its a kool idea to get such animals as pet. but i think those animals need a lot of room to live.
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hello,
trust me, ive got enough room to keep a pet monkey. i have a special room for the monkey where he cant break stuff or get mad. i have a very big basement for all my animals, and will make a special room for the monkey. trust me, i wont hurt animals, im not that kind of person. i will take care of this monkey as it was my child.
thanks for ur concerns.
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Hello, I ship monkeys for 100BTC. Packaged stealth, first class shipping. Product will be in a dog costume, comes with free banana for FE. PM if interested.
EDIT : Will do bulk discounts, depending on how much product I have.
I've got some specially trained to do tricks, some are defender monkeys, some seeing eye monkeys, one just constantly eats poop. You save on buying bananas.
8)
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Hello,
You really think im stupid? Go eat your monkeys shit please and stop trolling my thread.
Thanks
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Hello,
You really think im stupid? Go eat your monkeys shit please and stop trolling my thread.
Thanks
Name calling and trolling are frowned upon here, evryone please refrain from both.
:)
nomad bloodbath
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hello nomad,
thanks for your comment, i hope trolls stop spamming my thread now. im still looking for a monkey, or other exotic animals. reply on thread with price or pm me;)
thanks all!
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bump for monkeys in Europe.
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Hi,
I thought id seen it all but you my friend have topped the list.
bravo
regards/
fred
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Hello FRED,
I think you are blind, Nomad clearly said no trolling in here. Dont post useless reactions on my thread please. I am really looking for a monkey in EU. Selling radioactive shit, poisons or drugs on the internet doesnt get any attention, but when I make a post about an animal you rage? I dont get this. Hope you understand me.
Thanks
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OP is obviously the troll.
He wants a monkey.
Delivered to his house in a van.
He won't pay up front.
He's turned down an actual vendor in South America because the money can't be hand delivered by a van.
I'm only bumping it cuz it's at the top but this thread needs to die. The joke was funny. WAS. It's old now.
Go ahead and tell me you're a serious buyer...continue the troll...
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Cali idiot please stop flaming my thread. ITS NOT A FKN JOKE I WANT A MONKEY IN EUROPE. Dont you get it that we cant have monkeys here? NOBODY will sell you a monkey in europe, TRUST ME. So if you have access to a monkey, and you can deliver with a van, post on my thread. If not, leave. SIMPLE AS THAT.
Thanks.
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Hello FRED,
I think you are blind, Nomad clearly said no trolling in here. Dont post useless reactions on my thread please. I am really looking for a monkey in EU. Selling radioactive shit, poisons or drugs on the internet doesnt get any attention, but when I make a post about an animal you rage? I dont get this. Hope you understand me.
Thanks
Hi,
you have misunderstood my post, I was not putting you down.
I praising you for asking for such a thing.
Sorry if I offended you.
regards/
Fred
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Hi Fred,
Okay, well sorry for my reaction but as you can see many people troll my thread. I am seriously looking for a monkey in EU.
Thanks
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if this isn't a troll, then this is terrible. those poor monkeys...why must you cage them??? they are wild animals, not domesticated pets.
just live and let live, plz
+1.
Go use drugs. Leave the animals be.
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Stop flaming my thread. You dont know how I take care of the animal so please dont even talk about it. I have enough space to keep a pet monkey, I like them so whats the problem? Take another shot of H mate and stay of my thread, crackhead.
Thanks
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Hi ,
I can get you a pair of cotton-top tamarins (saguinus oedipus) and I'd also be able to deliver them straight to your door. They were born in captivity and pretty tame already. They are very expensive though , as they come with all the certificates from breeder etc. that are needed to legally keep them. Getting one from the wild is a lot cheaper but illegal and a lot more problematic to keep them as a pet.
Other exotic animals like snakes/crocodiles or rare mammals would be possible too and I can guarantee you that pretty much any other animal would be a lot cheaper than those monkeys and also easier to keep.
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Hello,
Please pm me ur pricelist :)
thanks
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So did you get your monkey?
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Hello,
Not yet, will have it very soon I think. So people dont hesitate to post ur animals!
Thanks
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monkey not coming in van but is happy with currier sending in cage.
it is mattering if you are serious guy or not - monkey business is no childrens game.
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loving this thread :)
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any updates?
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nop nothing yet.
thanks
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The curious want to know. Where is your monkey?!
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Hello,
Nobody responds anymore..
thanks
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monkey not coming in van but is happy with currier sending in cage.
it is mattering if you are serious guy or not - monkey business is no childrens game.
Serious or not, that was genius.
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i need a new goat, my last lover pasted away.
also do you ship to Pakistan?
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i like this thread
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i need a new goat, my last lover pasted away.
also do you ship to Pakistan?
I hope you used protection then...
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This has been resurrected for comedy value and the man with the unimaginative username.